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Florida Politics

STAND YOUR GROUND - For some reason, "Stand Your Ground" doesn't apply if you actually are trying to defend yourself from harm. Go figure.

FLORIDA BONG BAN - Are you high, Florida? Your jonesing economy can't rely on the illegal coke trade alone!

REMEMBER WHEN.....? - Questioning the legitimacy of the President was considered sane?

RICK SCOTT - They should ask for his papers, he looks like a damn space alien.

53K DEAD VOTERS IN FLORIDA - Why do Democrats holler 'Fair' in everything EXCEPT voting?


In reaction to the George Zimmerman trial verdict, Singer Stevie Wonder boycotts Florida. -

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Rating: 5/5

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foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 8:55 pm
Stevie, WHO? Isn't he that black guitarist who used to play for David Lee Roth who died from extreme obscurity? Dude, you boycotting Florida is like Neptune's moons boycotting Florida. Who cares?


Alarming to see Rubio coming out for amnesty for illegal aliens -


"Gangsta Wannabe" -

TAGS: trayvon martin zimmerman guns florida
Rating: 3/5

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crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 3:59 pm
I'm not the guy parading around his ignorance like it's something to be proud of, by repeatedly misusing terms and words. So, as I said before, learn what it means, then we can discuss your usage.
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 3:38 pm
huh? you have comprehension failure and you want me to explain the term to you? Just go to google and educate yourself, then we can discuss it, ok?
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 2:02 pm
Stone, learn what the term means, then we can discuss it, ok?
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 1:03 pm
but you already knew that, right?
StoneTools - July 21, 2013, 1:02 pm
actually, it's a failure of comprehension on your part.
crankyhead - July 21, 2013, 12:01 pm
That argument is a fallacy of composition, but you already knew that, right?
StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 5:52 pm
Let's see, you possess zero knowledge (obviously from reading your postings on this site) so, your statement holds no water. anything is greater than zero (with the exception of the sum of the IQs of all liberals)
crankyhead - July 20, 2013, 5:43 pm
The only thing I possess more of, than knowledge, is courage. Curiously, you lack both.
StoneTools - July 20, 2013, 5:38 pm
CH, don't have the knowledge to use google or the internet?
crankyhead - July 20, 2013, 3:06 pm
ST, don't have the 'stones' to print it?
StoneTools - July 19, 2013, 4:23 pm
crankyhead - July 19, 2013, 2:51 pm
Just to provide the context, what was the statement in the transcript, immediately preceding the one you just provided ST?
Cannabal - July 18, 2013, 11:44 am
Again, I posit, if the cranium is being repeatedly pounded into the pavement, as George's side of the story goes, chances are, he would've been knocked the f'uck out, and not oriented enough to retaliate, unless he has a real dense skull.
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:19 pm
wow, these comments don't line up properly.
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:18 pm
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:16 pm
Perhaps you should read the transcript. He wasn't told not to pursue he was told "OK, we don't need you to do that", that's not exactly telling someone not to, it's a suggestion.
StoneTools - July 17, 2013, 8:13 pm
or Toronto
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:46 pm
Outstanding. So you are willing to have someone pound your head into concrete until you say ,"Yeah, at thispoint I am going to shoot somrone."
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:46 pm
Outstanding. So you are willing to have someone pound your head into concrete until you say ,"Yeah, at thispoint I am going to shoot somrone."
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:27 pm
Because no one ever in the history of mankind would ever shoot a stranger who had him pinned to the ground and pounding his head into the pavement. They would be thinking, "Oh, civil rights. Please, sir, may I have another?"
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:12 pm
.of death or serious injury.No evidence suggested he did.GZ was being a**aulted with a dangerous weapon(concrete) and suffered wounds.So the jury could find it reasonable to use self defense.Stalking is a crime with a definition.GZ's actions do not fit it
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:07 pm
..to that because the prosecutors failed to prove their case to begin with. SYG is a red herring. TM would not have had SYG protections because ANY self defense action must be objectively reasonable under the circumstances. It has to be reasonable fear..
KaBoom - July 17, 2013, 6:05 pm
I can help you and the follow-up comments with your questions. Stand your ground is an affirmative defense. That means the defense has to prove it rather than just relying on the prosecutors to fail to prove their case. In this case, I did not come...
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 2:51 pm
Don't try to rationalize, it will only make you senile, which will then cause you to move to Florida.
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 2:50 pm
But don't FLA's stand your ground laws then give TM the right to defend himself from a stalker? I just don't get it.
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 2:45 pm
Well, and this is from the court, it was technically legal for George to follow Trayvon.
crankyhead - July 17, 2013, 2:43 pm
Given the GZ admitted to following TM, and the 911 call indicates he was told not to pursue, but did anyway, why did GZ have the protection of the stand your ground laws, but TM didn't? Anyone?
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 12:30 pm
How does wearing a hooded sweatshirt constitute "gangster?"
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 6:41 am
So just how beaten to death did George Zimmerman have to be before left-wing liberals say, "Hispanic man beaten to death by black guy? Sweep it under the rug like we did Bailry O'Neill."
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 2:12 am
Just as you profile someone as guilty without a shred of due process of law by instigating a conflict when you were advised not to do so by the legal authorities themselves. Hope he enjoys the lifelong prejudice he'll get for the rest of his life.
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 12:50 am
Mmmmmmmmm...you just proved George Zimmerman's case. When you are a law abiding citizen being a**aulted and beaten by someone who wants to go from "wannabe" thug to thug, you use a gun to defend yourself before your injuries become life threatening.
Cannabal - July 17, 2013, 12:24 am
Mmmmmmm, no, this was testimony during the trial by Valerie Rao, who did not find the injuries incurred to be life-threatening. And thanks for proving my point on the whole red herring thing.
foxrecon19d - July 17, 2013, 12:03 am
Who is playing the race card? This poster has "Race Card" written all over it. BTW, which medical examiner deemed Zimmerman's injuries "insignificant"? Could it be the one who was being interviewed on MSNBC who never saw Zimmerman?
Cannabal - July 16, 2013, 11:48 pm
I don't much care for you constant playing of the race card, Chad. I find it unbecoming. Then again, I forget how much you conservative love to beat people with red herring until they turn blue.
Cannabal - July 16, 2013, 11:47 pm
See, in real life, when a cranium hits the concrete, pavement, or any solidly hard surface, the person with said cranium suffers noticeable contusions, concussions, and even a hematoma. The medical examiner deemed Zimmerman's injuries "insignificant."
ChadAllen - July 16, 2013, 11:24 pm
Acquitted?? He would never have been charged for "capping" a "white" Hispanic. When your a black in America you don't have to take responsibility for yourself & be held accountable for violent behavior! Just look at Obama. Get with the program Cannonball.
foxrecon19d - July 16, 2013, 8:32 pm
Wait, WHAT? This guy who has me pinned to the ground and slamming my head into the concrete is only a gangsta' wannabe? Oh, THAT changes everything!


God Endorses Hillary -

Marco Rubio -

Alan Grayson’s Double Life Is Epic Hypocrisy -

Note to self -

liberal logic -

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fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 5:41 pm
Flattered! Thank you, mate
truthteller - March 16, 2016, 2:08 pm
66179 is a hilarious rebuke of 66094 www.politifake.org/comments/66094 Couldn't stop laughing. The cocaine bowl was a nice touch, best explanation so far for this insane primary season. Trump's nose was a vacuum for the stuff. Catch you later brother

If the boots, er, shoe fit -

TAGS: trump hitler godwin racist florida
Rating: 5/5

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fauxnews - March 18, 2016, 11:53 am
I can save you the time Bandit. 66156 and 66206 are just different flavors of same BS. His stash (this and others) is practically a Baskin-Robbin of the stuff. X-D
fauxnews - March 18, 2016, 11:38 am
Trump's statements about building walls against Mexico's borders and his statements against Muslims proves his anti-immigrant stance. Since that link Sharyl has backtracked a lot on her contranian statements. Not you are just trolling mate.
calron - March 18, 2016, 2:49 am
I made a couple politifakes on that recently. Some people didn't get them. :P 66156 and do to the complaining 66206.
calron - March 18, 2016, 2:47 am
I referenced a trope by name, you have the internet, try looking it up. Also https://sharylattkisson.com/fact-check-media-claims-that-trump-is-anti-immigrant/
Bandit5906 - March 18, 2016, 12:19 am
Apparently people can no longer listen and rely on others to listen for them?
fauxnews - March 17, 2016, 7:39 am
I'm just making a parody of Trump here, eluding to the very real fact that he's using fascist rhetoric and tactics to fuel his campaign (which is on him if he's playing the Hitler/facist card, not me) and you're rambling about "sugar." Ohhhkay.
calron - March 17, 2016, 2:27 am
That's like saying the Hitler Ate Sugar trope isn't silly when you just happen to be by accident bad.
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 11:43 pm
Trump's law: I run, Hillary wins, everyone loses ... As for getting b*tt hurt over comparing Trump to a fascist, get mad at the truth, not me. It's not "godwin's law" if you are actually ARE a fascist. Food for thought.
Libertas - March 16, 2016, 11:26 pm
Godwin's law: you lose, argument over.
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 10:46 pm
I'm just laughing at them for it. The GOP is imploding because they sold their souls a long time ago to radicalized Xtian fundamentalism and the Trump, I mean, the devil has come to collect. That's what I call a #God'win'. Amen :-)(2/2)
fauxnews - March 16, 2016, 10:44 pm
Can't beat em? Are you joking?!! lololololol... Trump doesn't stand a chance in a general election. That's why his own party is publicly conspiring against him. The radicalized Xtians and their Tea Party are throwing this election to Hillary.(1/2)
ipaprime - March 16, 2016, 9:40 pm
Can't beat them so Godwinize them?

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Congresscritter Alcee Hastings Demands Pay Raise For Congress -

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denying climate change -

Climate Change Denial in Florida -

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